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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

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THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

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Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

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she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

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^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

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Yontama.

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a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

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The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

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Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

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LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

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This is the best thing I have ever seen

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@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

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Dam it it got better

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S T O P

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

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This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

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ENOUGH

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NO

😬

do grand moff tarkin.

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The last one got me.

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

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The post of legend has come again

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Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

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image

image

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

image

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

image
image
image

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

image

she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

image

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

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Yontama.

image

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

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character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

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Originally posted by usedpimpa

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

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character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

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Originally posted by ladiesloveteddywestside

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

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Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

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Originally posted by nootvanlis

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

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Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.

How to Win Allies (and Hearts)

muttpeeta:

aka Jon Snow’s Guide to Flirting with Queens

1. Don’t insult her children (even if they are pretty scary-looking and could eat you).

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2. Don’t call her by the nickname her abusive brother gave her.

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3. When she finally expresses interest, don’t then jump on a boat that will take you to your certain death.

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4. Plan fun activities for the two of you to do together, like spelunking and interpreting primitive cave drawings.

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5. Put your life in immediate peril so she’ll realize just how much you mean to her (but try not to get her or her children killed in the process).

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6. A little BDE never hurt, either.

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7. Swear your undying fealty to her, privately and publicly.

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8. After peace talks fail, corner her in the place where her ancestors saw the beginning of their end and tell her she’s Not Like Other Girls.

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9. To cheer her up, try a little gallows humor.

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10. Casually hint at your desire to be a father and have babies with her.

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11. Arrange an all-expenses-paid sex cruise with her.

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12. Once you’ve acquired her consent, show her that BDE of yours ain’t just figuratively speaking.

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By following these 12 simple steps, you, too, can attract the queen of your dreams!

sources: x x x x x x x x x x x x x 

special thanks to @adecila​ for helping me hunt some of these gifs down!

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Favorite disney songs: 23/∞ → Under the sea

Under the sea. Under the sea. Nobody beat us. Fry us and eat us. In fricassee. We what the land folks loves to cook. Under the sea we off the hook. We got no troubles. Life is the bubbles. Under the sea. Under the sea.
Since life is sweet here. We got the beat here. Naturally.